The Monkey’s Commencement Speech
Editor’s note: What follows is the Monkey’s 2013 commencement speech, which he was prepared to deliver at Frankenvort Bialys University. He had to step down when The Situation became available for the gig,… Read More
Editor’s note: What follows is the Monkey’s 2013 commencement speech, which he was prepared to deliver at Frankenvort Bialys University. He had to step down when The Situation became available for the gig,… Read More
If you’ve seen Kung Fu movies, you know the bow. The left hand, in a fist, is met by the palm of the right hand, with fingers wrapped around it. Some say this… Read More
Your mother! That’s not an epithet, it’s a reminder. Mother’s Day is on May 12th, friends. Whether the mother in your life bounces her kids on her knee or chats over cup of… Read More
PicMonkey.com is proud-to-the-point-of-bursting to announce our newest product: PicMonkey Glass. These software-enabled glasses let you perform stunning visual edits on the world around you, totally hands-free. Orton, Cross Process, Touch Up — all… Read More
Admit it: sometimes you forget about textures. Effects, overlays, and touch up features have your attention 24/7. Basic edits and frames are there when you need them. But do you regularly go to… Read More
The PicMonkey team went for a photo walk in our sweet lil’ neighborhood, and learned several important things: Photo walks are supa cool! We looked at all our photos together and were amazed to… Read More
The Monkey got his shorts stuck in the paper shredder in a failed attempt to make confetti blast out of your USB port. Alas, our one year anniversary hijinks had to be canceled.… Read More
We’ve gone and done it. Shot an arrow through the heart of every cutie-patoodie feature you’ve ever dreamed of, so you can fall in love with Valentine’s Day all over again. Today we… Read More
There’s an episode of the old “Star Trek”—the one with Captain James T. Kirk—in which adorable, furry little animals called “Tribbles” come on board the ship, and reproduce crazy-fast. Oh, the merry mix-ups… Read More
We’ve been tweaking Royale, and today we’re rolling out our new yearly plan. It’s $33 a year, which works out to be $2.75 a month. Pretty sweet. “It’s a great price point—45% off,”… Read More
You don’t have to be head-over-heels in loooove to get psyched about Valentine’s Day. If you’re a maker, every chance to flaunt your creative chops is a good one. So we’ll let you… Read More
Anatomy class! If you signed up for Royale, we bet you are loving the ads-free experience. But if you still aren’t quite sure which effects are Royale, here’s your answer: look for the… Read More
(Cue movie trailer voice-over guy) In a land where the big corporate players came and left… In a time when people craved something awesome… In a place where no one thought anyone cared… Read More
Oh no we di-int. Oh yes we did bring you a lustrous new theme: Winterland! Use these efffects to start making your Christmas, Hanukka, Kwanzaa, and New Year cards now. Jen Shetterly and… Read More
“Breaking Dawn, Part 2″ has hit the movie theaters and we finally get to find out what happens when two vampires have a baby and have to deal with spit up and tummy… Read More
“Movember” has been designated to bring attention to men’s health issues (Men + November = Movember, get it?), particularly testicular cancer and prostate cancer. Join the effort by helping to raise funds and… Read More